I'm often spammed by bots and people asking for links but I thought this was pretty amusing so i wanted to share (I've just obfuscated the domain name). The part that really cracks me up is the the part in bold, below (lol). This has got to be the worst link exchange request ever.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bojan [mailto:info@xx-xxxxx.xxx]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:16 PM
To: Larry Kim
Subject: Link Exchange Request

Dear owner of http://www.wordstream.com,

I'm the webmaster of http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx.

We came across your site http://www.wordstream.com on the Internet and feel that it would fit perfectly into our collection of quality links at http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx.

The Google PR of this site is currently 5.

We'd appreciate it if you place a link back to our site using the following HTML code (just copy and paste it into your links page):

<a href="http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx" title="Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame">Izdelava spletnih strani | Oblikovanje - internet</a> <br>Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame

On your page, the code will look like this:

Izdelava spletnih strani | Oblikovanje - internet Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame

Please link to us using the code above, and let us know where we can find the link.

We really need a good backlinks because we was for years in the top of search engines in our country but now many competitive companies have bought a lot of quality links and that destroy our positions. We will be very happy if you are so kind to help us get out from this problem

with one single step (Link to us) on your webpage or any other webpage you have even portfolio project with good pagerank. Of course we can link you back on pour projects.

Best regards,
Bojan

info@ xx-xxxxx.xxx

This is NOT SPAM -- this is a one-time reciprocal link request. We have NO INTENTION to email you again. You can also reply to this email with REMOVE in the subject line to make sure we'll NEVER send you any more e-mails in the future.