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Worst Link Exchange Request Ever

August 15, 2011
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I'm often spammed by bots and people asking for links but I thought this was pretty amusing so i wanted to share (I've just obfuscated the domain name). The part that really cracks me up is the the part in bold, below (lol). This has got to be the worst link exchange request ever.

-----Original Message-----
From: Bojan [mailto:info@xx-xxxxx.xxx]
Sent: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:16 PM
To: Larry Kim
Subject: Link Exchange Request

Dear owner of http://www.wordstream.com,

I'm the webmaster of http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx.

We came across your site http://www.wordstream.com on the Internet and feel that it would fit perfectly into our collection of quality links at http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx.

The Google PR of this site is currently 5.

We'd appreciate it if you place a link back to our site using the following HTML code (just copy and paste it into your links page):

<a href="http:// www. xx-xxxxx.xxx" title="Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame">Izdelava spletnih strani | Oblikovanje - internet</a> <br>Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame

On your page, the code will look like this:

Izdelava spletnih strani | Oblikovanje - internet Profesionalna izdelava spletnih strani in spletnih reklam.Optimizacija spletne strani profesionalno oblikovanje storitev.Izdelovanje, prenova spletne reklame

Please link to us using the code above, and let us know where we can find the link.

We really need a good backlinks because we was for years in the top of search engines in our country but now many competitive companies have bought a lot of quality links and that destroy our positions. We will be very happy if you are so kind to help us get out from this problem

with one single step (Link to us) on your webpage or any other webpage you have even portfolio project with good pagerank. Of course we can link you back on pour projects.

Best regards,
Bojan

info@ xx-xxxxx.xxx

This is NOT SPAM -- this is a one-time reciprocal link request. We have NO INTENTION to email you again. You can also reply to this email with REMOVE in the subject line to make sure we'll NEVER send you any more e-mails in the future.

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Comments

Gerald Weber
Aug 15, 2011

I got the EXACT same link request. LMAO. They must be hittin up the same circle of SEO peeps. hehe

Nick LeRoy
Aug 16, 2011

The 'honest' approach huh? Sad thing is, if they wrote the e-mail correctly it could actually work. When will people understand the value in taking the time to personalize an e-mail? It really does go far.

Mozzello
Aug 16, 2011

This is hilarious!
The 'we are victims' statement which reads like " competitive companies have bought links, and since we're not competitive, we're begging for some links from you."

Thanks for sharing this... this is one of those jewels that needs to put in display!

Larry Kim
Aug 16, 2011

i love the broken english.

Justin Champion
Aug 16, 2011

Haha. What about the ending?

This is NOT SPAM -- this is a one-time reciprocal link request. We have NO INTENTION to email you again. You can also reply to this email with REMOVE in the subject line to make sure we'll NEVER send you any more e-mails in the future.

Make up your mind!

Larry Kim
Aug 16, 2011

this email cracks me up. it's a link-begging sob story with an unsubscribe. i bet if i unsubscribe they'll find out that this is a real email address and send more link exchange requests.

Lsabelle
Aug 18, 2011

Amazing =)

Mark van Duin
Aug 28, 2011

To be honest I'm not surprised by these kind of actions anynmore. I'm running a wordpress site for my company and you do not want to know (or may be you do ha ha) what kind of comments I got on my blog or mails I receive. Anyway thx for sharing Larry and love the site btw.

Ken Abraham
Aug 30, 2011

Hehe i asked many sites for link exchange no one answered yet.

Matthew Southgate
Sep 11, 2011

I still love this comment on the bottom of the emails,
Disclaimer: This is NOT SPAM -- this is a one-time reciprocal link request. We have NO INTENTION to email you again. You can also reply to this email with REMOVE in the subject line to make sure we'll NEVER send you any more e-mails in the future.
If this is not a spam email why did you need to send it to me three times??

Jon Cooper
Oct 28, 2011

Wait... Yep, this is by far the worst link exchange request I've ever come across.They're request conversion rate must be sky high! ;)

Spletne strani
Feb 26, 2014

Well, i asked on web pages for link exchange few times, but no luck

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